| LOST: Confirmed Dead |
| Thursday, 07 February 2008 | |
LOSTConfirmed Dead aka: "My Head A-Splode" by Peter Sorensen In the second episode of Season Four, we meet the Fab Four: John, the smart one; Paul, the good looking one; George, the young one: and Ringo, the skeezy one. Oh, sorry. Wrong Fab Four. We meet Dan, Miles, Charlotte, and Frank: the Boaties who have come to the island with brand new mysteries in tow. Tonight's episode ended and I stood up from my chair, wandered into the kitchen, grabbed a cold Diet Mountain Dew from the fridge. Muttered to myself. I grabbed some Zingers from the pantry and sat back down in my chair, kicked the footrest up. Worn cigarette holder clenched furiously between my teeth and with sweetly sugared caffeine flowly freely through my veins, I unplugged my tablet PC from the AC adapter and set it on my lap. My hands rested lightly on the keyboard. What words could possibly, and more to the point accurately, describe the myriad of throughts cascading through my head at this very moment? Well, let's see... How about: "WHAT THE ![]() 'Oceanic was called the ship of dreams, and it was. It really was.' The episode opens with a tie-in to the Lost ARG, Find815.com. As part of that game, you help a man named Sam Thomas follow clues about the fate of Oceanic Flight 815, including decoding coordinates on a map. Those coordinates, in turn, are what was referenced at the beginning of the show tonight as the depths of the ocean were being searched by a remote submarine. It scans the ocean floor, eventually passing over a reef and making its way through debris to rest on the remains of Flight 815. The entire plane, tail section and all. From that point on, I pretty much knew I was going to be saying a lot of "Whuh?"s this episode. Then again, since the episode was written by co-executive producer Drew "Cloverfield" Goddard and co-producer Brian K. "Y: The Last Man" Vaughn (also known as BKV), I suppose that's pretty much par for course. As the camera pans over from a newscast announcing the find, we are introduced to the first of the four Boaties, a man named Daniel Faraday (as in Michael Faraday, the father of electromagnetism and electrochemistry), who is crying uncontrollably in front of the TV. When he's asked why he's so upset, he responds "I don't know". Yup, less than a minute in and two major mysteries off and running. Strap in, people: it gets worse (and by worse I mean totally and completely friggin' amazing). On the island, Jack and Kate meet Daniel, who was forced to parachute out of the helicopter after it was struck by lightning during the storm. They make their introductions, and Jack notices something strange: Miles is "packin' heat", as they say in the 'hood. They hand over Naomi's phone and help Daniel try to track down the rest of his group. As they pass through the jungle, they come upon a chest that was tossed from the helicopter and Jack opens it up to find, among other things, gas masks. Jack confronts Daniel about the gas masks and the guns, but Daniel is saved from having to explain when his satellite phone picks up a signal from another Boatie: Miles. Good thing too, because I doubt that Dan could have convinced Jack that the gas masks were just in case Sawyer hadn't bathed yet. ![]() Where's Indy with that damn grail already? On the Beach, Sayid and Juliet discuss Ben's apprehension of the Boaties. On one hand, Juliet says, Ben could be lying because that's what he does, that's who he is. On the other hand, they could actually be dangerous. "How many guns do you still have?" Juliet asks him. Back in the jungle, Jack, Kate, and Daniel find Miles, who appears to be unconscious. As Jack edges closer, Miles leaps up and draws his gun on jack and demands to know where Naomi is. "You know, the woman you killed?" he shouts. Flashback: Miles makes his money as a "ghost-hunter" of sorts, complete with a self-modified Dustbuster/GhostCatcher. Here's the catch: he really can speak to the dead. Taking a woman's money to rid her house of her son's ghost, Miles instead speaks with the ghost and finds the location of its stashed money and drugs. Then, in a moment of brilliant storytelling, Miles has second thoughts and decides to go easy on the woman by giving her half of her money back... just half. This speaks volumes towards the kind of character Miles is: he may be dirty, but he does have a little bit of a conscience... a very little bit, but a conscience nonetheless. On the island, Miles has his gun trained on Jack and demands to be taken to Naomi's body so that he can find out what happened to her. As it turns out (wait.. lemme put on my "I knew it" button) Naomi sent them a coded message earlier by saying "tell my sister I'm sorry". Naomi doesn't even have a sister, it was all just a code that meant that someone had a gun to her head. Jack takes them to the body and Miles confirms their story. Daniel, meanwhile, gives us another "What the Hell?" moment as he ponders the light on the island: "It's like the light here... it doesn't quite scatter right". Umm.. what? What does that even mean? I don't know Miles, how stupid are you? Back with the Lockies, Ben tries to talk to Alex but ends up arguing with Carl. Sawyer intervenes, and Ben turns his smarmy intellect on him, trying to goad him by talking about Kate and Jack being together now. Fortunately (for me), it works and Sawyer plays punching bag with Ben before Locke stops him and convinces Sawyer to let him live. Maybe it's me, but I seriously cannot get enough of Ben getting worked over. Everytime someone hits him a little part of my brain cheers. Sawyer warns Locke that it's only a matter of time before Ben turns on them. Well, no duh. He wouldn't be a very good villain if he didn't, now would he? Flashback: We meet the third Boatie: Charlotte, a cultural anthropologist. She arrives at a dig site in the deserts of Tunisia (probably looking for the fabled good Star Wars prequels) to find, hidden under decades (maybe centuries) of rock and dirt, the skeletal remains of a polar bear... a polar bear wearing a Dharma collar. Once again: "whaaaaat?" Back on the island, Charlotte wakes up with her parachute tangled up in a tree, upside down over a pond. She releases the cable on her parachute, plunging into the waters below and as she makes her way across the water, she runs into Locke and his group. After getting her out of the water, she starts asking too many questions about the Losties (something that makes Locke very suspicious): who are you, how long have you been here, how many of you are there, is that your baby, did you have him on the island, etc. Hurley starts to talk to her, but Locke stops him and starts asking her some questions of his own. While Locke is questioning her, Ben suspiciously eyes Sawyers gun (yeah, that can't be good). Locke decides to take Charlotte with him and puts her tracking transponder on Vincent and sends him running off into the jungle, where Jack and Kate's group find it. "They've got her", Jack says gravely. ![]() 'Frank? It's Maude Lebowski, and I have your rug.' Back on the island, Frank manages to get to the top of a hill, but his sat phone is broken, so he sends up a signal flare. He also sees a cow. Charlotte sees the flare and tries to convince Locke to follow it. An argument ensues and in the resulting chaos, Ben grabs the gun and shoots Charlotte in the chest twice. Sawyer tackles him (yay! hit 'im again!) while Locke kneels at Charlotte's side. She raspily whispers "Vest...vest" and Lock unzips her flightsuit to find that she was wearing a bulletproof vest underneath the entire time (good thing too, otherwise Locke would have some 'splaining to do about ripping open her shirt). First the guns, then the gas masks, then the vests? These people came prepared for a fight. Either that, or they all expected to be playing one hell of a round of dodgeball. Jack's team finds Frank on the hill and Miles calls him by his last name: Lapidas. Frank Lapidas... does that mean anything? Sounds like another one of their crafty anagrams, but what could it mean? Farad Uplinks? Farad Link Ups? Island Parka F? Who knows? Anyway, Frank tells them that after it was struck by lightning, he managed to land the helicopter and that it's still intact. Jack, Kate, and the rest of the Losties look down at the helicopter and realize for the first time they may actually make it off the island. In the last flashback we see Naomi talking to none other than Micheal Abaddon (from last episode) in an abandoned office building and putting together a covert team with one goal: get in, get out, and make sure that no one gets killed. Easier said than done, huh Naomi? Back on the island, Jack agrees to give Miles his phone back if Miles tells him why they are there. Miles agrees and calls the boat to talk to someone named Mikowski (credited as being played by Fischer Stevens, no less) but "Regina", another one of the Boat crew, says he can't make it to the phone. Meanwhile Juliet is patching up a cut above Franks eye and they start to talk. Frank realizes that she wasn't on the plane and turns her over to Miles, who flies into a rage and reveals why the Boaties are on the island: to get Benjamin Linus. ![]() 'Do you think that's air you're breathing?' It was at this point in the show that I exploded off my couch and ran to the TV, crouched in front of it like a caveman in front of the monolith in "2001: A Space Odyssey", adrenaline coursing through my body, every muscle tensed, every nerve jittery, every synapse firing. My God! They're going to do it! They're going to do it! And no. Nada. Nothing. Zip. Zilch. They dangled it right in front of my face... and then snatch it away with a hearty laugh. Bastards! "I... I don't know", Ben replies. Thanks, Ben. Some help you are, buddy. Locke has his finger on the trigger when Ben suddenly starts spewing information about Charlotte: her full name, birthdate, parents' names, where she went to college... Ben knows everything about these people. Why? Because, Ben reveals, he has "a man" on their boat. OooWeeOooo! Ominous music! Another stellar night for Lost, and I am beside myself with glee. I feel as excited by this seasons intro episodes as I felt bored by last seasons intro episodes, and that's a whole lot of excitement! Just when I thought I had everything all figured out, they have completely pulled the floor out from under me, and I love every minute of it. This is why I love Lost: just when you think you finally have it all figured out, they spin the entire world around again. Here's what we have to figure out now: 1. Why are the Boaties after Ben? Is this because of the Dharma Purge, or something else? I guess only time will tell. My thoughts?
Sorry, this part is for members only and may contain spoilers. If you'd like to read it, please LOG IN or REGISTER. Next week - The confrontation begins between the Losties and the Lockies as Charlotte becomes a bargaining chip. Will Ben's mysterious insider be revealed? How will the Oceanic Six get off the island (that helicopter looks like it could only fit a few people in it... like maybe 6 or so...)? Stay tuned, digg this article, tell a friend, and I'll see you next week! About the Author:Peter Sorensen is a four-toed insurgent from a remote island who spends his days writing and his nights drinking cheap rum and participating in paragovernmental activities. After being deported to the United States over a border dispute, he took up film and animation as a way to pay for his tragic caffiene addiction. When he is not sowing discord on the streets or committing heineous acts of sedition he sometimes finds a moment to sketch. Want to sing this episodes praises? Want to curse it's name? Post a comment below and let us know! Comments (10)
![]() manzy704 wrote...
Ha! I know why I like your reviews so much Pete. It is because I wasn't the only person to think of Star Wars when Tunisia came up!
This episode was freaking awesome, eh? (I'm not Canadian, I swear) I think the polar bear fossil clearly points out that time travel is relevant to this show and leads me to believe that Magnus Hanso (Alvar's great grandfather) could possibly be one of the 815 survivors. I'm just putting that out there. Maybe he told tall tales to his grandson about a mystical island with wonderful properties. Faraday mentioning that the light doesn't quite scatter right simply sums up the beauty and mystery of this show to me. Let's think about this. Visible light is electromagnetic radiation which is can be affected by magnetic fields in something known as (drum roll, please) the Faraday effect: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faraday_effect After reading that crystal clear explanation /sarcasm, it is clear to me that I understand nothing about physics anymore and have no idea how it fits in the context of the show. Moving on to what I found to be the best mystery of the night: the fake wreckage of 815. What would it take to fake a plane crash? Think of the resources (not to mention the dead bodies) that would be needed. This explains why Sam (from the Find815 ARG) was being led by the mysterious Maxwell group to the crash site though. If you really want to tease your brain, try googling "faraday effect maxwell". You see Maxwell followed up on the Faraday effect to help understand it's implications better. Coincidence? Maybe, but knowing these writers, I doubt it. I love this show.
|| February 08, 2008
Peter wrote...
Manzy704 - I think you're right. There has to be something with time travel now after the "polar bear bomb" last night. Somehow, it all leads me back to electromagnetism. There are theories out there that the button was actually a "reset" button that pushed the entire island back in time 108 minutes, essentially trapping the island in one place and time forever. This would be helpful because the scientists could take as long as they wanted on an experiment without having to worry about the ever-looming end of the world. It would also explain the extra species - they may have evolved significantly in the time the island has been in operation. When the hatch blew up, maybe they got thrown forward in time, maybe thrown backwards, maybe brought to present day... who knows.
There's also a competing theory that people on the island are actually living in 3 time periods all at once. Basically, there's a past Charlie, a present Charlie, and a future Charlie, all existing at once. When present Charlie dies, past Charlie and future Charlie are still alive. It's a weird one. I think I finally figured out what the smoke monster is, thanks to the Faraday connection. We've all seen the youtube videos of ferromagnetic liquid being controlled and effected by electromagnetic fields, yeah? I think the smoke monster is made up of the ferromagnetic volcanic soil of the island. It's being controlled by Dharma, or the Island, or whoever using EM fields from the island itself. Also, using the Faraday effect, it's possible that they could use EM fields to bend light enough to create illusions (kind of like a hologram). That could explain some of the mysterious appearances on the island. Again, just a guess. More research is required: to the internet!
http://www.bleepinggeek.com || February 08, 2008
manzy704 wrote...
That is actually one of the best theories I've heard of for the smoke monster. What intrigues me the most is that Locke and Ben have no idea what it is.
Irrelevant side note: That "past present and future" theory reminds me of the final episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation. There was this gigantic interstellar anomaly that existed in the past, present, and future except it was created in the future and got bigger the further back in time one went. At the end, three Jean-Luc Picards fly (each one at the helm of an Enterprise past, present, and future) fly into the anomaly and somehow destroy it.
|| February 08, 2008
![]() klappyanne wrote...
Did you notice that Charlotte Staples Lewis is darn close to Clive Staples Lewis, author of the Narnia series? In "Prince Caspian", one of the first scenes describes the kids returning to Narnia on an island - and the first thing the kids do is play in the water because they're so excited to be back in Narnia. Has Charlotte been to the island before? A second look at her landing scene seems to point to YES...
http://www.xanga.com/klappyanne || February 10, 2008
Peter wrote...
klappyanne - I've heard that the CS Lewis was intentional, as was the Faraday name (it was originally Russell Faraday, like in Steven Kings "The Stand" but was changed at the last moment). I have a feeling that Charlotte knows a lot more about the island than she is letting on, and she definitely seem unfazed by the polar bear skeleton, so I'm guessing that she's been theorizing about the island for a while now and is ecstatic to actually be there.
The other thing I thought interesting about the CS Lewis/Narnia connection is that time works differently in Narnia, as moments here become decades there. Maybe a veiled hint that time works differently on the island? Thank you for the comment, klappyanne, and nice catch!
http://www.bleepinggeek.com || February 10, 2008
Tron wrote...
Haha, great review Pete, I especially loved the matrix reference and ‘he also saw a cow’ line. Ah…classic.
Now… I don’t know if it’s just me (it’s mostly likely just me) but I can’t get past the fact that Faraday is the snivelling little pussy in Saving Private Ryan that fucks everything up and just sits there while his mate gets a knife driven into his chest by a filthy german while he’s crying a river into his swollen va jay jay. Yes he shot said german in the end but still…..that guy is always a useless sack of shit character and I hate him. But he’s in lost and it’s soooooooooooooo damn good I have to forget my unreasonable hang ups and just enjoy this for what it is. A top notch show hitting its stride. My only complaints are a) What kind of news network shows footage of rotting corpses while talking about the poor grieving families? And b) If you’re dangling upside down, apparently unhurt, a good 10m above a body of water of unknown depth you don’t release yourself and go for a dip. For a scientist that was a stoooopid move. end complaints. I think I did about 5 fist pumps in that episode and to be honest felt like heading out to the forest to punch dance out my excitement. This is freakin Time Travels face bag! I don’t think anyone’s hit the nail on the head here but the theories are good. Wrong…but good. I don’t know the answers, I still have too many thoughts floating around in my head but soon I will have a theory and it will also be wrong. I kind of wish the writers strike wasn’t over if this is the quality of show that can still be produced. Oh well, peeps gotta eat. Oh lastly, I thought I’d bump an unanswered question of mine from last weeks thread. Who jumped in front of Hurley in the Cabin? It wasn’t locke, I don’t think it was Jacob, to my mind it was Patches ‘yeah that’s a nade in my hand’ O’Hoolihan ,dodging duckin divin and dodging in front of the window but sans patch (read: Crazy Patch wearing dude). Up to 8 diggs now…c’mon I know more than 8 people read this !
|| February 10, 2008
Peter wrote...
Hahaha! Funny as ever, Tron. It's not even that they showed the corpse, it's also that they just hovered on that one specific shot for FOREVER. Yes, it's a corpse. Yes, that's the corpse's hand. We get it.
I had also completely forgotten about that scene in Hot Rod. Hilarious. I'm thinking that the person at the window was Jacob himself, and that it was actually "Christian" in the chair. The quotation marks are because I still don't know if he's alive, or if it was the smoke monster imitating him. So, hooray! The strike is over (kinda)! Everyone is reporting that a deal is in place and that the WGA is "expected" to announce the end of the strike on Monday. The key word there is "expected". A phrase that comes to mind is: it ain't over til it's over. Until the paperwork is signed and people are back at work I'm still holding my breath. There's always the chance that something will come up. Even worse, although the AMPTP and the WGA may have made a deal, that doesn't mean that the individual studios have made contracts with their writers, so that will take some time as well. Just because they're allowed to have more money, doesn't mean that their jobs are still safe at their old workplaces. A higher cost for writers may mean a few misplaced jobs here and there. I'm a little frustrated that the WGA got what it wanted (due in large part to the upcoming Oscars, god forbid we don't have the Oscars this year), but I'm willing to let bygones be bygones. (Aaaah! Invasion of the Bygones!) Good game, WGA. Good game.
http://www.bleepinggeek.com || February 10, 2008
Peter wrote...
Ok - now that it's been a few days - who do you think Ben's "man on the Boat" is?
My thoughts: 1. Charlotte - would explain why he knows so much about her, and the "man" part could just be to throw her out of suspicion. Also would explain why he knew she'd survive the shooting. 2. George Minkowski - he's probably played by Fischer Stevens, and how many roles has he taken where he's the good guy? 3. Regina - When Miles calls, she says Minkowski can't come to the phone. Why, because you strangled him to death with a phone cord and dumped the body? Is that why, Regina? Huh? Huh? And then there's the real shocker: Michael. We know he's due to return to the island soon, could he be on the boat? Maybe he's the one behind all this. Maybe he worked out a deal with Abaddon where in exchange for his silence about the island, he would be given a team to hunt and capture Benjamin Linus. But, as we've learned in the past, Ben is really good at making Michael do his work for him. Or maybe, in his time off the island, Michael has learned what Hurley and Jack eventually learned - that he needs to go back. What do you think?
http://www.bleepinggeek.com || February 12, 2008
Tron wrote...
Hmmmmm. I don't think it would be charlotte, she seemed genuinely shocked to hear ben's knowledge of her and also to to super pedantic Ben would have had to have said 'I HAD a man on the boat'. Ok stupid reasoning.
Michael is an option, however, I think he needs to redeem himself for being second in the douchebag line behind Ben for his epic betrayal of the losties, which would mean he wouldn't be Ben's insider. Having said that, Michael could have been intercepted when he left in the boat with walt and walt could have been re-captured (it may not have even been walt who he left with...stranger things have happened) and Ben is now sending him on another mission in order for him to get his son back and that's to be found by the search team and then feed ben information. again..stupid theory. Just thought of the fact that until charlie cut the comms line it was hammered home pretty hard that there was no way to communicate to the outside 'world' which would then lead to the assumption that Ben's only been in contact with the insider since the comms barrier went down. Which confuses me even more. I think it will most likely be Regina or some other person we have yet to meet.
|| February 13, 2008
Peter wrote...
Yeah, I'm putting my money on Minkowski, but I'll put Regina down as a close second.
http://www.bleepinggeek.com || February 13, 2008
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