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Heroes: Cold Snap
Monday, 23 March 2009
aka: "Rainy with a chance of crappy"
 
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In the 20th episode of Season 3, Rebel helps Tracy Strauss escape so that she can set a new "betrayals per minute" record, Matt says farewell to Daphne, and Hiro and Ando act like teenage girls for an entire episode.


While I'll admit my coverage of Heroes has been... sporadic this season (to say the least), I tuned in with excited glee last night. Promoted by producers and news syndicates nationwide as an almost messianic rebirth, the arrival of seasoned writer Bryan Fuller to the staff was supposed to be the shooting star that fans could hang their hopes and wishes upon. Unfortunately, it became more like a plummeting, sputtering fiery meteor that crashed to earth, instantly cratering upon impact and sending up the final cloud of dust and debris that will undoubtedly signal the end for all life on the planet. The sky is black with last night's fallout, and if someone like Fuller can't pull the show out of it's fiery descent, than god help us all.

Last night's episode, entitled “Cold Snap”, was Tracy-centric – which should have been my first clue that it was doomed to failure. It begins with Danko finding a gift-wrapped Eric Doyle in his front room from a mysterious admirer (or not-so-mysterious, since we can all know it's Sylar) then it moves right on to Noah and Angela talking in a cab and Noah doing the exact same “who's side am I really on?” shtick that's been grating away at us for the last two seasons while Angela does her “manipulative yet mysterious” thing. Honestly, it's like every other character has been given a notecard with a defining character trait on it, and the entire show revolves around putting two or more of them together and just letting them repeat some variation of what's on the card. Anyway, Angela suggests to Noah that he should hand “Rebel” over to Danko to earn his trust, and he in turn tips her off that there will be people coming after her, both of which should have heralded the arrival of Captain Obvious, which would have been great because then maybe we'd actually have a useful superhero on the show.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but never...
Back at Building 26, Danko leads Mohinder to the captives under the ruse of allowing him to help Daphne, but then drugs him and puts him in with them. Noah tells Danko that Rebel will try to spring Tracy and suggests letting him succeed so they can follow her back to him. Then, like clockwork, Rebel shuts down their systems and leads Tracy to the room with the prisoners where she frees Mohinder, Daphne, and Matt. Matt uses his mind mojo to help them escape and they split up. The question I have is why, after being hacked into repeatedly by Rebel, didn't they set up a closed system for Building 26 that couldn't be accessed by outside lines (it worked for the Galactica)? I'm sure they could do all their surveillance and wire-tapping from another building that isn't connected to their jail-cells. Oh wait, that would actually make sense, so it obviously has no place on this show.

Noah corners Tracy and convinces her to betray Rebel (who we all know is Micah, another in a long line of non-surprises). Tracy, who recently killed a guard at Building 26 for absolutely no reason, somehow decides not to kill Noah right then and there (even though he drops his guard repeatedly during their encounter) and agrees, proving that her notecard must just say “stabs everyone in the back”. While walking past an ATM, it says her name and then spits out some money for her and gives her instructions to meet at the train station. When she does, it's revealed that – gasp!- Rebel is actually Micah! Oh nooooes! Who could have possibly guessed?

*sigh*

When Tracy realizes what she's done, she tells him to run for it and to “keep doing what you're doing”. Surrounded by government agents, she tells Micah to turn on the fire sprinkers, and then lets loose with a blast of frost and ice (the aforementioned “cold snap”) that instantly freezes everything around her in an impressive display of special effects. Wow, you mean Noah trusted her to turn in Rebel and she stabbed him in the back by turning against the agents? Surprise, surprise.
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'Damn you, Dentyne Ice!'


The ice slowly freezes her solid as well, while Micah escapes. Danko arrives and puts a bullet in Tracy, shattering her instantly, while Noah arrives just in time to shake his head and look confused. Of course, no sooner do I start dancing and cheering about Tracy's demise when suddenly the camera pans down to a shot of Tracy's shattered face, made entirely of ice... blinking. Seriously? Does anyone ever really die on this damn show?

Which brings us to the Matt 'n' Daphne subplot where Matt takes her to a hospital in hopes of saving her. He works his mind mojo on everyone so that they don't alert the authorities and they go to work on her. He convinces them that she's actually Gwen Stefani (which should have been our first clue that something wasn't right because the place wasn't swarming with paparazzi) and they treat her and nurse her back to health. She wakes up and breaks it off with Parkman, then runs away. Later, Parkman catches up to her in Paris where he reveals that he can fly as well (clue #2) and they share a romantic and copyright-infringing dance in the sky (see Superman ). Daphne finally pieces it together that something isn't right and tells Parkman to “let her go” and guesses that they're still in the hospital room. She asks him for one final favor, to “fly her to the moon”, and they soar off in a ridiculous trail of smoke, while we return to the real world where we see that the doctors weren't able to save her after all. Of course, I'm sure she'll be back next season when they need the ratings.

Angela is busy being pursued the entire episode by government agents, but manages to stay one step ahead of them with the help of a quick nap in her limo. She meets an old friend (played by Swoosie Kurtz) in a restaurant for seemingly no reason other than to get some money and steal her umbrella. At first I thought she would turn out to be another person with abilities, but she says they detained her and asked her a lot of questions. If she had powers, I'm guessing they would have kept her there. Angela, still on the run, dodges some agents by ducking into a building and takes the elevator. They swarm the building and reverse the elevator to bring her back down, but Peter arrives in the nick of time to fly her to safety.

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Hiro prepares to dig his way out of the season.
Finally, we get to Hiro and Ando. While I'm a big fan of Fuller's writing style, even he has to admit that maybe it doesn't work for every character. Between Ando referring to them as “cold daddy” and “warm mommy”, and them naming the young Parkman “Baby Touch and Go” (which sounds like a pet name from Michael Jackson), this entire subplot just seemed really, really awkward. Hiro and Ando realize that the baby isn't actually "the Matt Parkman", then that Baby Parkman has powers of his own. Janice returns home, and they hide in a closet E.T. style, then convince her that they're both in danger. Agents arrive, Ando realizes that he can use his supercharger powers to blast people with (like how he killed Hiro in the alternate future which may or may not ever happen because there have been like ninety of them now), and when everything looks bleak, Hiro stops time and saves them. Yup, another big surprise: Hiro has his powers back (sarcasm).

Of course, “Baby Touch and Go” only turned on that one power of Hiro's, so he can't teleport or time-travel (I hope). And thus, the “power revision” is complete. They've reduced Peter's “I am all that is man” uber-power by some kind of super-powered formula hijinks so now he can only hold one power at a time, and now Hiro's uber-power has also been reduced due to another piece of dreadfully convenient writing. Of course, there's still time for “Baby Child Endangerment” to flick the switch on Hiro's other powers so that he can time-travel next season to stop some kind of fiery disaster, save Daphne from being shot, and restore Peter's power, so I'm not exactly holding my breath.






Was there even anything to think about this episode? Does Janice win the "mother of the year" award for letting 2 complete strangers take her baby with less than a single conversation? Post a comment below and let us know!
Comments (12)
crood wrote...
One of the problems I think is that some things, like Micah being Rebel, are painfully obvious while other things are done with no explanation (or logic), whatsoever.

How did Sylar even find Doyle? He just spent weeks looking for his Dad, and couldn't do that without the help of RadarRangeBoy. Last we saw, Doyle was on his way to a new life with help from Micah/Rebel.

How did Peter find Angela? Was he trailing her from the air the whole time and just decided she'd been tortured enough. By the way, the last time I checked, elevator shafts don't have a hole in the top. Assuming he came in through the roof or a top floor window (how many of those open anymore?), how did he know which elevator she was in?

What was the point of "killing" off Tracy and Daphne when they'd already been taken off the table? They could simply have stayed imprisoned the rest of the way. Actually, I know that Daphne was removed to bring Matt back to his wife and son without the whole "other woman" angle. Couldn't they just have gone with realizing that they don't know each other that well and then send Daphne off to work with Hiro and Ando, the two guys she actually has some chemistry with?

By the way, is Danko a complete idiot? What possible reason would he have to believe Noah? It's got to be the worst undercover assignment,ever. He's got a daughter he's spent 17 years protecting, he was Nathan's choice to replace Danko, and there have been several times during this operation where people have gotten away due to Noah's actions/inactions.
|| March 24, 2009
darthmike431 wrote...
Last night's episode definitely wasn't a "classic" by any means (there goes NBC over-hyping everything again) but it could have been a lot worse. I wasn't as annoyed as I thought I would be by the Hiro/Ando/Baby story. While the daddy and mommy lines were pretty bad, at least it didn't go into "poopoo" and "dirty diaper" territory. Having Sylar suddenly give Doyle over to Danko pretty much made Claire's task of helping Doyle in the last episode all for nothing. Tracy's finale (though it probably isn't) looked cool (no pun intended). Finally NBC put their ridiculously expensive Heroes budget to good use with the effects and finally showed us something other than flying. Overall the episode wasn't horrible, just mediocre.

I think it's a little too soon to give up on Fuller. I wasn't expecting him to pull off a miracle on his first episode back and I think that Volume 4 has already been screwed up too much to even successfully fix it. I think we should probably wait until Volume 5 to see if Fuller can bring Heroes back from the depths.
|| March 24, 2009
Peter wrote...
@crood - I agree. You could say that there was no point to killing off Jessica/Nikki and then bringing her back as Tracy in the first place, but that's a matter of opinion. It seems like Heroes is suffering from "too many cooks in the kitchen". I sometimes wonder if the writers even collaborate at all on their episodes, or if they're just given a brief summary and then head off on their own. Episodes will make a big deal about a certain event (like Claire helping Doyle), just to negate it a few episodes later. They'll kill off Daphne, just to give us hope that she's alive, just to kill her off again.

And yes, Danko is an idiot. There is no way that he wouldn't know, or at least suspect, what was going on. They had a similar kind of problem over on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, but they found a brilliant way around it. I expect less quality writing from Heroes, however.

@darthmike431 - Tracy's "cold snap" was AWESOME. If the episode had just been that, I would have given it a glowing review. It was executed beautifully and it was friggin' cool watching everything freeze around her in slow motion. Also good was Hiro's time-freeze, but we've seen that before so it wasn't as interesting. The effects were actually quite good, but Heroes tends to rely on that instead of a good story. I'd say the episode was "hit and miss, but mostly miss". The few excellent parts just couldn't outweigh the really lame parts.

I haven't given up on Fuller entirely - I idolize the guy - I'm just sad that the one episode we get from him didn't do as much as I hoped it would. We go back to staff writing now, so don't expect it to get better for a while. They've been renewed for another shortened season, but unless they start pulling some rabbits out of hats pretty soon, they may not have much of an audience left for it.
http://www.bleepinggeek.com || March 25, 2009
ethuman wrote...
i think is a good episode, the tracy freezing part it was exceptionally well done.i mean we all guessed rebel is micah, i think the directors is giving it everything to keep us excited. let us support them by continue watch heroes at least we will have season 4/
|| March 25, 2009
crood wrote...
I actually enjoyed the episode for the most part. It's certainly better than anything that went on in Villains once they broke up the Noah/Sylar combo.

Will it ever dawn on Parkman that all he accomplished was to get Daphne killed three and a half years earlier than she would have if he hadn't changed the future?
|| March 25, 2009
manzy704 wrote...
Peter, if it comes down to a review between Heroes and Lost, please choose Lost!

I enjoyed this week's and the last episode more than I would have liked but I had serious problems with the pseudo remake of Two Girly Men and a Baby starring Hiro and Ando. It needed more Ted Danson. Then again, what doesn't?

I love that Fuller showed up and told them, look we can't bring Daphne back, let's just kill her off after all. I wish he would have shown the same resolve with Tracy. We know there is at least one more Nikki clone running around out there, let's get her over with!

It was good to see some common sense come back to the script though, references to the first season were appreciated (Angela's shoplifting, Matt's marriage to Janice and their baby).
|| March 25, 2009
Peter wrote...
@ethuman - Right now, Season 4 doesn't sound so appealing to me, but with any luck they'll bring the show around in it's final episodes to give me something to look forward to. Even then, the NBC marketing team is daft cunning, so I'm sure even if it's crap they'll find some way to advertise it that makes it look like the next big thing.

@crood - Definitely. I need to make a kind of rating system for these episodes, maybe something going from 100 (Season One) to 0 (Season Two). Or maybe I could do it by episode, with Company Man as the top score (I consider it to be their best episode). I'd put this episode up there around a 70 or so. It was fun and entertaining, but had some serious problems throughout.

@manzy704 - Agreed. Watchmen? Needed more Ted Danson. smilies/smiley.gif I hadn't thought of it like that, but the Daphne thing makes sense - I do really like that he put an end to that liability finally (although I would have liked to have it end with her being alive). Yeah, I don't know why Tracy is still alive. I have a sneaky feeling they're going to try to do a whole "redemption" plot with her, but I really don't care to see that. Maybe Tracy should go back to just being eye candy.

And I was pretty sure that Jessica/Nikki had a twin sister that died (or am I remembering wrong?) so I guess I just assumed that was the third triplet and that Tracy was the only surviving one. Then again, I don't remember if the dead twin was named Barbara and the doctor had a picture of her all grown up in his home, so I guess you're right. There's still one more triplet out there, so even if they eventually do get around to killing Tracy off, she can always come back as Babs.
http://www.bleepinggeek.com || March 25, 2009
crood wrote...
The real Jessica was Nikki's adopted sister. She wasn't her twin. She was killed by Nikki's father and as part of her mental illness, Nikki created Jessica as one of her fractured personalities. Due to this, many people just assume Jessica was Nikki's twin despite her never having been referred to as such.

The triplets were Nikki, Tracy, and Barbara who were experimented on by Primatech and then split up and adopted by different families. I've been wondering if Barbara would actually have any powers. Logically, they would have wanted a "control" subject.
|| March 25, 2009
Peter wrote...
@crood - Thank you. I actually just got done re-reading the wiki pages about it (thank god for wiki's or I'd never be able to keep all this stuff straight) and there's a lot of fan speculation about Barbara.

While you have a point with the control subject, I doubt that Heroes would introduce another non-powered character into the mix. Seems like they give everyone powers (I'm still waiting for them to reveal that either Danko, or someone close to him has powers). There are all kinds of theories, but it's widely believed that the point of giving the triplets powers was to see the effects of the serum on biologically similar people. Nikki got super strength, Tracy got freezing powers, so it's pretty much up in the air what kind of powers Barbara will have. I'd wager a guess that since we already have a physical power and an elemental power, she'll have a mental power. Then again, they've been teasing that Ali Larter might have another role towards the end of the season (Babs?) and used the word "pipeline" as a clue. Maybe Barbara has water powers? I dunno.
http://www.bleepinggeek.com || March 25, 2009
crood wrote...
Well they have made references that personality and desires play a part in how powers manifest (Tracy was described as an "ice queen" before getting powers, Matt was a street cop having problems making detective, Nikki grew up abused, etc).

From what I've read, the female agent who was watching Claire's house has powers. She was apparently one of the marines at Pinehearst and somehow managed to get injected with the formula. She's a teleporter. This is part of the online stuff. I don't think Danko knows about her.

|| March 25, 2009
crood wrote...
Your comment on how much the writers collaborate has a point, although I'd say it was more obvious in Villains than in Fugitives. Villains seemed like one of those "You Continue The Story" things. I think Fugitives is more cohesive, but it still relies too much on shocking moments and unexplained occurrences.

On another note. Why was Micah anywhere near Building 26? He can do his thing from anywhere with an internet connection. Is is so starved for a mother figure that he had to be near Tracy as soon as possible?
|| March 26, 2009
Silv wrote...
I think it's possible that Building 26 *was* a closed network and that that's why Micah was there. I doubt they would have left it online after the first time Micah got in, but he seems to be able to connect to any electricals he's near- like him changing the lights at the end of season 2 for Nikki.
|| April 07, 2009

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